Grandma's Glasses

Two little fellows were playing together when one said, "Wouldn't you hate to wear glasses all the time?" "No-o" the other boy answered slowly. "Not if I had the kind Grandma wears. She can see everything. She sees how to fix a lot of things, and she sees lots of nice things for us to do on rainy days, and she sees when folks are tired and sorry, and what will make them feel better, and she always sees what you meant to do even if you haven't got things just right." One day I asked her,"Grandma, how can you see that way all the time?" and she said it was the way she learned to look at things as she grew older - so it must be her glasses. - Author Unknown

Church - the safest place on earth!

Avoid riding in cars because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.
Do not stay at home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.
Avoid walking on streets or footpaths because 14% of all accidents occur to pedestrians.
Avoid travelling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents involve some form of transportation.
You will be pleased to learn that only 0.001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church,
and these are usually related to previous physical disorders.
Therefore logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is in church!
Bible study is safe too. The percentage of deaths during Bible study is even less.
FOR SAFETY'S SAKE - Attend church! IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!!!